Free translation again, which sometimes it’s more accurate than the official itself…

“Špostovani”, which is a slang meaning “preparrrrre the lubrrrrrricant!”

We’re sending you an impersonal, template letter to let you know that we didn’t care about whatever you wrote. Obviously you made a mistake and in fact you do wish to contribute to our happy family. Therefore, as part of the ongoing “cattle tagging and control” campaign, we happily inform you that we’re including you in the donative list. So send us your tax number to ease our procedure of appliance of another of our meaningless (pleasure moan) taxes.

As for what you said, we wish to inform you that our reading and comprehension skills are somehow diminished so we just read what we want and don’t care about what you added. So we’re copypasting the part of the law that says that if you’ve got technical conditions (we get to define technical, as Jansa likes us more than you) you pay tax.

So pay us… and if you want to see what you’re paying for, pay Telekom… and us.
Hey, who knows, this might end with me in prison I was starting to miss Franco times…

BTW… where the hell is Drnovšek lately?